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Memento Muffins

This is where all my reblogs go...
Jul 30 '14

korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

Jul 30 '14

(Source: sizvideos)

Jul 30 '14

2damnfeisty:

rozhanitsa:

2damnfeisty:

Nobody gives the black girl mob credit for being smart as fuck. They clown but at the end of the day they are really intelligent.

And it’s not subtle at all.
Taystee is a math prodigy in addition to being well-read, Poussey is multilingual, Cindy just knows shit, Suzanne studies Shakespeare, Watson was a good student in addition to being a track star, Vee is basically an evil genius. Piper often learns the most from them; they taught her how to fight and helped translate Pennsatucky’s biblical threat.
The show flat out acknowledges the (academic) intelligence of the black inmates time and time again, but the audience collectively ignores it.

ALL OF THIS

(Source: ageofdesiderata)

Jul 30 '14

Anonymous asked:

I'm so jealous that you already have such a successful cake business :( I can't even afford to go to culinary school or to cake classes to learn basic decorating tips... my dream is to be a pastry chef ! where do you suggest I start ? tyia :3

nerdachecakes:

I couldn’t afford school or classes when I graduated High School, and I was pretty lost in general. It was at the point where when teachers were asking me what college I was going to, I would start making it up. (I am a proud graduate of Bill Nye’s School for Science Guys. My parents are proud,)

Gain knowledge else where! Watch tons of Cake decorating shows, read lots of books, youtube had TONS of helpful tutorials and inspiration. (Cough Cough my youtube channel.)

Buy a bucket of fondant and some cake mixes, and PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE! I believe you in, friend.

Jul 30 '14

(Source: riversclara)

Jul 30 '14

ostracizedpoodle:

Im not allowed outside after dark because i outshine all the stars and the moon so baby sea turtles always end up flocking to me

Jul 30 '14

jamespmberry:

isagrimorie:

thatfrenchman:

Horns - trailer

So everyone has seen this Horns trailer that was posted over the weekend, right? I’ll be damned if post-Harry Potter Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent is… kind of a badass? 

OMG. Daniel Radcliffe with an American accent.

And scruffy.

YAAAAASSSSS

Jul 30 '14
cracked:

Our Pinterest account has a whole board for choice wordnuggets of Cracked article goodness. Collect them all*!
*there’s no reason to collect them just please go look

cracked:

Our Pinterest account has a whole board for choice wordnuggets of Cracked article goodness. Collect them all*!

*there’s no reason to collect them just please go look

Jul 29 '14

(Source: englishsnow)

Jul 29 '14

british-supertramp:

Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful

Jul 29 '14

surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

(Source: kimagreggs)

Jul 29 '14
Jul 29 '14
girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

(Source: sickpage)

Jul 29 '14

heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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Jul 29 '14

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