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Maria Day

This is where all my reblogs go...
Apr 2 '14

EXPIRIMENT

finalowen:

himitsunotebook:

koblala:

Reblog if you would date a bisexual person

Like if you wouldn’t because there is “too much competition”

Trying to prove a point to an asshole

Yes, I’ve dated a bisexual person before

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Reblogging both for the anti-biphobia message and the gif of my favourite Spaced moment.

Apr 2 '14
  • Tumblr users: Please give us a chat system
  • Tumblr users: Please remove ask limits
  • Tumblr users: Please remove post limits
  • Tumblr users: Please do something
  • Tumblr staff: ok
  • Tumblr staff: * puTS FUCKING TOP HATS EVERYWHERE. NO QUESTIONS, JUST TAKE THIS FUCKIGN TOP HAT YOU PIEC E OF SHIT*
  • Tumblr staff: whew that was a lot of work
Apr 2 '14

radvillain:

trapgodrob:

fleaspooks:

iraffiruse:

April Fools day prep…

Noooooo

Fucking genius

i would legit fight someone if they did this to me

Apr 2 '14

oreides:

fucking rich white people laughing at how poverty is some diet they should try

(Source: sandandglass)

Apr 2 '14

(Source: foxynonsense)

Apr 2 '14
secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

Apr 2 '14

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

Apr 2 '14

isis-:

icanbeaunicornifiwant2:

sin-sational:

angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

I didn’t mean to have you

u b star and lot of tatoes then kill ur self wierdo

but the one who managed to get money out of it

(Source: comedycentral)

Apr 2 '14

subject13fringe:

subject13fringe:

Why yes I have bathed in the blood of a virgin

I got a nose bleed in the shower once

you guys can sTOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW OKAY THNX

Apr 2 '14

sliceofbri:

screwthisimrecovering:

I HEARD RUMORS THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON IN THE THINSPO TAG, SO I DECIDED TO CHECK IT OUT AND

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LOOK AT THIS. NO MORE TINY-ASS STRIP AT THE TOP OF THE RESULTS. NO SIR, THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN MISS THIS. AN ENTIRE FUCKING PAGE DEDICATED TO TRYING TO GET PEOPLE HELP.

STAFF IS DONEWITH THIS PRO-ANA BULLSHIT.

WAY TO GO STAFF. WAY TO FUCKING GO!

it also works on the ana, mia, depression, cutting, self harm, and suicide tags. 10 points for tumblr.

Apr 2 '14
  • tumblr staff: okay we have excess funds, what should we do
  • worker: maybe we could fix the video playe-
  • david karp: hats
Apr 2 '14

deansass:

But every song’s like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin’ in the bathroom

Apr 2 '14

(Source: boiledjeans)

Apr 2 '14
toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

Apr 2 '14
samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.



I’m quitting this website

samswittyusername:

the-mice-that-started-it-all:

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

I’m quitting this website