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Memento Muffins

This is where all my reblogs go...
Sep 2 '14
thahalfrican:

radicalmuscle:

blackfitandfab:

momentarilymodest:

yunglioness:

been waiting for this gif to cross my dash again.

Booty meat on a new level.

She’s dancing Samba en pointe…forget the booty…the booty is not the only next level thing in this gif

The truly amazing thing is that she’s doing these hip swings on her toes with master level balance.

there should be a religion based around this gif

thahalfrican:

radicalmuscle:

blackfitandfab:

momentarilymodest:

yunglioness:

been waiting for this gif to cross my dash again.

Booty meat on a new level.

She’s dancing Samba en pointe…forget the booty…the booty is not the only next level thing in this gif

The truly amazing thing is that she’s doing these hip swings on her toes with master level balance.

there should be a religion based around this gif

(Source: mrgohard4minez)

Sep 2 '14
edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

Sep 2 '14
totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

Sep 2 '14

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

(Source: thiccthot)

Sep 2 '14

ouchdirection:

hi so i’ve been compiling resources since high school and i kinda wanted to share them if that’s cool ??? i think it’s cool alright so i went through said resources and picked out the really important ones and the ones i found to be the most helpful

this is directed towards college students like me aw but i mean if you’re younger or maybe if you aren’t even going to school but you feel like it’s helpful then by all means let me help you let’s be friends

school supplies

textbooks

reading

writing

presentations

miscellaneous subject help

studying

snacking

if you ever feel stressed

it’s okay to take a break every once in a while

look cute in class and make boys cry (ft. pretty good deals bc we’re poor)

because college is expensive

  • k so i downloaded this app called featurepoints a couple weeks ago and i’ve already made a little over $50 from it. basically the app will tell you to download other apps and you’ll have to generally keep them open for about a minute. once you do, you’ll earn points that can be redeemed for free apps, giftcards to places like amazon or starbucks, or money put into your paypal account! i swear it’s not a scam. it’s honestly such an awesome way to kill time and you actually get money out of it. if ya wanna just try it, download it and enter the referral code KCHF98 and you can start off with 50 points! it’s radical, i promise
  • sign up for preview free movies! i don’t know what areas they do them in but they happen all the time in southern california. what you get is invitations to see movies before they’re in theaters or sometimes even before they’re announced! if you rsvp and get in to the screening, you get to see the movie for free and all you have to do is a sort of review when it’s over. they ask what your favorite and least favorite part was and such. sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be rewards for going like free tickets, and anywhere between $10 and $25 cash. i’ve actually made a lot of money through it!
  • shopkick is also a really cool app i use that gives you giftcards for visiting certain stores and sometimes scanning certain products with your phone’s camera!
  • get amazon prime free for six months with a college email
  • !!! financial aid deadlines !!!
  • get the most out of college financial aid
  • discounts with a student id
  • try and get the lowest prices at target
  • free pad/tampon samples and coupons from kotex
  • learn how to coupon

important regardless of school

final tips from me because we’re all friends here

  • !!! do not pay for your textbooks if you don’t have to !!! even if you aren’t down with illegally downloading your books, you can waste hundreds of dollars on textbooks you will never open. wait until your professor says that you’ll need it or if material from the book will be on an exam just wait it’s what harry styles would do probably
  • everyone says this but /please/ do extra credit if you can! it could mean the difference between a b+ and an a and that hurts more than the 1542th time you hear someone singing “let it go” in public
  • if you’re like me and you find it completely impossible to make friends in college, at least try and have one homie in each class so if you miss a class, you have someone to tell you what you missed and let you copy notes. having this homie is also beneficial for group work bc homies help homies always (important life lessons from adventure time)
  • if you’re in a productive mood, take advantage of it. i was feeling v scholarly one day and  ended up finishing all my assignments until the end of the quarter almost a month early beyonce would be proud
  • seriously just use google scholar instead of google if you’re doing something for a grade don’t be that loser who gets a bad grade over your sources
  • keep a journal it is v helpful bc even if you don’t write, you can fill it with art stuff and just kind of let your feelings out and be creative about it /or/ if you don’t feel artistic, you can write! whether it’s creative writing or just talking about your day, it’s gr8
  • if there is anything that you know will always improve your mood or make you feel better, take advantage of it. for me, this stand up is called weirdo and it’s by one of my favorite people in the world and almost three years after the release and dozens of viewings later, i still think it’s the funniest thing i have ever seen
  • you are more important than anything in the world pls don’t ever put yourself in a bad situation for any reason ever, even if that means taking a day off for yourself
  • if there is anyone in your life who doesn’t think of you as highly as kayne thinks of himself then that person doesn’t deserve to be in your life you don’t need them
Sep 1 '14
0ne-way-ticket-t0-paradise:

London Eye | Flickr - Photo Sharing! on We Heart It.

0ne-way-ticket-t0-paradise:

London Eye | Flickr - Photo Sharing! on We Heart It.

Sep 1 '14
expatabroad:

This is the whiteboard that was waiting for me on my first ever trip to visit the man who is now my husband <3
He’s still kinda funny….
@riknos

expatabroad:

This is the whiteboard that was waiting for me on my first ever trip to visit the man who is now my husband <3

He’s still kinda funny….

@riknos

Sep 1 '14

allwillbecomeindiana:

So tomorrow’s September 1st and it’s the Hogwarts Express departure day and I’M LITERALLY LEAVING INDIANA TO GO TO KINGS CROSS STATION TOMORROW I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED

Anyway shameless self promotion if you want to hear about my adventures in London, follow my travel blog

Sep 1 '14
justdontgethitbyabus:

bootytwerk cucumberpatch 
(Benedict Cumberbatch) 
was here!!

justdontgethitbyabus:

bootytwerk cucumberpatch 

(Benedict Cumberbatch) 

was here!!

Sep 1 '14

5,000 wasps found in St Cross bedroom

In decades of pest control John Birkett has seen many things, but nothing like this.
This giant wasps’ nest had eaten into the bed of a spare bedroom at a Winchester house.
Mr Birkett said: “In 45 years I have never seen anything like it. There must have been 5,000 wasps.”
The homeowner, who asked to remain anonymous, lives alone in the five-bedroom house in St Cross and had not been in the spare room for three months before her son opened the door and saw the huge nest. The window had been left open.
The wasps were chewing through the pillows and into the mattress to expand their home. The nest measured about three feet wide by two-and-a-half feet deep.
“I opened the door and I just couldn’t bloody believe it,” Mr Birkett said. “It was the most incredible thing I’ve seen.
“I got dressed up like a spaceman and tried to destroy as many as I could with the workers flying around the room.”
The nest split in half during the struggle, releasing 2,000 wasps. “I was covered in them,” he said. “The room was completely full of wasps.”
Mr Birkett, of Owslebury-based Longwood Services, used chemical spray to kill the insects during the two-hour operation on Sunday (August 24).

But he had mixed feelings about putting so many creatures to death. “It is amazing how they build it, by chewing the wood off gates and things. Although they are a pest in homes, they are a friend of the gardener by killing aphids.
“People think we’re out-and-out killers but I looked at that and thought ‘what a shame’ – it was a work of art and they worked so hard, but she looked at it and said ‘no no no – you’ve got to get rid of it’.
"The client was terrified."
Mr Birkett was able to save a hand-made blanket under the nest at his client’s request.

5,000 wasps found in St Cross bedroom

In decades of pest control John Birkett has seen many things, but nothing like this.

This giant wasps’ nest had eaten into the bed of a spare bedroom at a Winchester house.

Mr Birkett said: “In 45 years I have never seen anything like it. There must have been 5,000 wasps.”

The homeowner, who asked to remain anonymous, lives alone in the five-bedroom house in St Cross and had not been in the spare room for three months before her son opened the door and saw the huge nest. The window had been left open.

The wasps were chewing through the pillows and into the mattress to expand their home. The nest measured about three feet wide by two-and-a-half feet deep.

“I opened the door and I just couldn’t bloody believe it,” Mr Birkett said. “It was the most incredible thing I’ve seen.

“I got dressed up like a spaceman and tried to destroy as many as I could with the workers flying around the room.”

The nest split in half during the struggle, releasing 2,000 wasps. “I was covered in them,” he said. “The room was completely full of wasps.”

Mr Birkett, of Owslebury-based Longwood Services, used chemical spray to kill the insects during the two-hour operation on Sunday (August 24).

But he had mixed feelings about putting so many creatures to death. “It is amazing how they build it, by chewing the wood off gates and things. Although they are a pest in homes, they are a friend of the gardener by killing aphids.

“People think we’re out-and-out killers but I looked at that and thought ‘what a shame’ – it was a work of art and they worked so hard, but she looked at it and said ‘no no no – you’ve got to get rid of it’.

"The client was terrified."

Mr Birkett was able to save a hand-made blanket under the nest at his client’s request.

Sep 1 '14

ntrivas:

Cambride, Cambridge ❤
Les Découvertes d’Antoine Sottiaux - Ep 6 : CAMBRIDGE

Sep 1 '14
all-at0nce:

National history museum

all-at0nce:

National history museum

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
whitless:

tumblr_inline_n8v3om5CmU1szaa83.jpg (500×500) em We Heart It.

whitless:

tumblr_inline_n8v3om5CmU1szaa83.jpg (500×500) em We Heart It.

Sep 1 '14

ninanicolesol:

my bf is from england and i am from freedom land and one time we were getting ready to go somewhere and he was like “dammit.. i forgot to put my pants in the wash” and i was like “dude… just wear the same pair you wore yesterday nobody will know” and he was like “UM thats disgusting” and i was like “whaaat i do it all the time!!” and he kinda stared at me for a few minutes before explaining to me that “pants” is in fact the english term for underwear.